Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind, it’s tearable.
The ol’ man is up and at ’em bright and early. I looked at the bathroom scale and immediately changed into my walking thongs and took off at 100 MPH down the sidewalk. I must lose at least four pounds before I get back. Three days of no walking and dining did me in, so the calories must go!
The sun was hidden again, but I walked anyway!
I was zooming along for three and a half miles. I worry about the vacuum I leave behind as I zip through the neighborhood.
The flowers are still beautiful and ask for someone to stick their nose out to smell them. Then, via a contract with the local bee union, you get a bite on the tip of your nose.
I returned by 10:30 AM and cleaned up for a visit to “Girls Night Out”. We were inside today. I found out to ratted MAry and I out on Sunday; it was Pat. She meant well, and the ER apologized. It was OK as we did not know the dancing rules.
No Zaitz, what’s going on? I called, and I forgot they are in Tahoe for a week, not just the weekend. You see a screen capture of a live video. Bob and Donna are out walking, and we are out drinking. I think we won!
We giggled and laughed for ninety minutes! Great fun!
I ordered the special of the day which was Rainbow Trout and it was excellent.
Mike just got a new hair doo and we thought it was…well, it kind of… but…ah… Hey, mom always said, “If you can’t say anything nice, do not say anything!”. We didn’t say a word, clammed up totally!
High five, or is that a high ten? Guess it depends upon how many fingers you count. John and Bill are having a good time.
Me, I just enjoyed the visit with the guys. I get an hour to unwind and attempt to my witty self, sometimes it works and other times it definitely does not!!
Today the order was placed for a “Surprise Me”. We, Linda brought me a “Skip And Go Naked On The Beach” but, being quite alert, John got a “Skip And Stay Clothed On The Beach”. The ingredients are: 2?3 cup cold beer, 2?3 cup frozen pink lemonade concentrate, and 1?4 cup vodka.
In the afternoon, I worked around the house doing the chores. It is possible I could be the world’s most extraordinary laundry person. I have not made pink underwear in at least a month.
I was thinking about Mary working all day and got a thought, why not tell her I will bring Fish Company’s Rainbow Trout to her for dinner. She gets to rest, we get to eat, and we both get to visit — smart idea! I did call, she did accept, and we dined together and visited while watching “Two And A Half Men”, a series I had never seen before.
While I was there, I trimmed her tree that was blocking her kitchen window. My power shears made quick work of the tree limbs/branches. I put them in a contractors trash bag, and the job was done in fifteen minutes,
I could see Mary was tired, so at 8:30 PM, I hurried out, and the Ghost and I headed West on the 22 Freeway. But, the Ghost turned left at Seal Beach Blvd, and I got the hint, we were off to see Chuck.
When I got home, I looked at the lovely gift Miss Mary gave me. It was a small book of daily Devotionals, which was very thoughtful of her. The purpose of devotionals is to take a step away from the daily routine and focus on spiritual matters for a while. In today’s world, that is NOT a bad idea.