I was shocked by the numbers revealed: 195.3 pounds! Oh my, I need to skip more meals. Skipping meals is a no-no, so I will order a hockey puck (hamburger patty sans everything) for lunch with iced tea!
With Mary’s help, we unwrapped the second portable umbrella stand, filled it with wet sand, and then added water. The stand weighs about 100#, so that the umbrella will stay up in a mild breeze. We now have a red and green umbrella, just in time for Christmas, which is just 140 days away!

No blowing over now!!
Mary went in to take her morning shower, and I, with my newfound weight loss, invaded the refrigerator to see if I could make it lighter also. Amid my search, I got caught! The fridge has an alarm if the door has been open too long; it went off! I tried to explain my actions, but the explanation was NOT accepted.
After a severe chastisement, I decided to nibble at one of the cookies Vicky dropped by last night. I nibbled carefully because Mary was walking back to the shower via the hallway, and I didn’t want her to hear the crunching sounds; that would be a dead giveaway!
We headed south to the Elks Lodge, only a sixteen-minute drive without traffic. Today’s forecast was to be HOT!! The weatherman did NOT disappoint. As we pulled up in front of the lodge, the bronze elk was drinking out of a hose! It was 100º and I was already into my third water bottle.
The inside was a cool 72º, making for a pleasant lunchtime get-together. Greg joined us today, and he is always a joy, full of stories to share.

“Twice upon a time…..”
When the specials were announced by Karen, I immediately thought of Vicky, known locally as The Oyster Lady!
As Vicky always says, “What do oysters do when they’re scared? They clam up.”
Karen also made it clear they only had two pieces of the double fudge chocolate strawberry tootie-fruttie cake remaining. Iri and my arm went up so fast, the arms nearly detached from our shoulders.
I ordered three dozen, and Iris and I finished them off, sounding much like a high-powered vacuum cleaner in a gravel factory! Slurp, burp, they disappeared magically.

Someone is a happy Iris!!
Each plate ended up empty within ten seconds of arrival. I suggested to Mary we take the shells home and make a patio decoration; my idea went nowhere, not even home!

Sad to see you go so fast!
We arrived home soon thereafter, as I had a great desire to cling to a rock! Mary went shopping, but I heard about it when she came home!
Then we had a great idea: “Let’s go to McDonald’s and surprise Jeff with his favorite dinner, Big Mac, fries, and a strawberry shake”. We did so and got a Big Mac for ourselves. We had dinner at Jeff’s tonight, keeping him company for a while.
It was nearly 8:00 pm as we returned home for the final time. The heat was still intense; it was 84 on the patio, so we decided to stay in the air conditioning and read.
As I headed for bed, I rechecked my weight, and I managed to be 196.5, so my plan of an austere day of dining failed!
We were in bed by 9:00 pm, and both of us had our Kindle Paperwhites working. I am 68% finished with Clive Cussler’s story about Reunion Island and the bug army. I dozed off peacefully.