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We were up and raring to go to the Elks for “Girls Night Out”. All was well with everyone. Mary had a cup of soup, and I went for the “Doc’s Burger,” which is good but way too big for me anymore.
We came home and crashed, and while Mary was sawing logs, I used my hypodermic needle to force Gorilla Glue into the linen closet door to make sure it stayed in place. The kit is convenient for repairing things around the house.
10ml Glue Applicator Syringe with 14G, 16G, 18G Blunt Tip Needle and Cap, Suitable for Ink, Epoxy, Woodworking, Craft, Liquid Dispensing
We are going to return to the Elks tonight and partake in the line dancing class! Since it is going to be cold, I decided I needed a T-shirt in addition to my cowboy duds. Guess which T-shirt I selected? It came from New Hampshire.
Oh Boy! I will not need the iPhone tonight!
Dianne joined us, and she was out on the floor instantly. When she returned to the table, we could smell the burnt leather from her shoes.
You go, girl!
Dianne is amazing, she can dance and smile at the same time! Me, I told my feet to follow the music, but they decided to freestyle and started a whole new genre!
“Oh Dear!!”
Meanwhile, back at the ranch! We attempted to get on the floor, but alas, there was no room. We just had to sit and watch! When Dianne would come in for a breather, we would carefully pour a little ice water on her boots, then jump back as the steam began to rise. Then, we would pull out the oxygen mask!
We were dressed for the occasion. I was wearing my duster, western shirt, and boots tonight.
The term “duster” for the long, lightweight Western coat derives from its primary function: to “dust” off the wearer. The coat was initially designed to protect horseback riders’ clothing from dust, dirt, and debris while riding across open, dusty terrain, especially during Elks Lodge line-dancing nights in the American West.
“Where did I park my hoss?”
Bill showed up in what he thought was western garb. Bill looked like a city slicker this evening, but we refrained from giggling and pointing. He was quite a dandy! The term “dandy” was used to describe someone overly concerned with appearance and fashion, often wearing elaborate or expensive clothing.
After he was sufficiently embarrassed by yours truly, we went on with the evening.
Sandee planned to take these evening napkins to Lululemon and get Bill some western duds in those colors. (We can hardly wait!!)
Bill will look charming, delectable, delicious, enchanting, heavenly, and luscious in these colors!!
We departed a little early because the smell of burnt leather and the continuous slapping of thighs and fannies was too exciting for Paul. In addition, picturing Bill in his new pink-and-purple cowboy duds made us giggle, which made it hard to drink our wine!
