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Mary is a good egg!!
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It is Wednesday, and I tried to hide under the sheets, so Mary would not drag me to the “fitness center”. Fitness center,r my aching everything! I was made into a pretzel, lifted weights heavier than Superman could manage, and I pulled two muscles just getting up from the mat after the floor “exercises”.It was so embarrassing—this new client walked by, pointed at me, and asked her instructor, “Uh… what is that on the floor?” like I was a mysterious stain or something worse.
I reviewed my iPhone camera footage from last night’s soiree and found the video of Mary powering down after her tax adventures. She was performing at the Tartan Room.
Before going outside into the inferno, we had a light lunch of delicious leftovers from Roberto’s. I checked, and there was no margarita left over!
We had an appointment with Mary’s doctor, so naturally, I used that “short time” to finish the drip lines and pound in 8-foot-tall steel posts for Mary’s sweet peas—because nothing says quick break like casually installing garden infrastructure.
We ran across a picture of Mary in the 1970s doing some doctoring in Germany. I used some AI to clean up the image. Dang, she is still pretty!!!
Physician, heal thyself!!
I used some digital magic, and voila, the old picture is saved.
BTW, we do not need to move the drinking fountain inside; the bidet now works just fine! Super Handyman to the rescue. Mary has decided to keep me! Yeah!!
The doctor’s office visit was traumatic…for me.
I heard blood? curdling screaming, and genuinely thought someone was being murdered outside, so I called the police. Minutes later, sirens were wailing, red lights were flashing, and a dozen gendarmes stormed into the office with guns drawn.
Turns out the “victim” was Mary… apparently, her acupuncture treatment was not going as planned. I made a generous donation to the police officer’s benevolent fund and apologized profusely.
As we got into the car, it was 100 degrees, but due to the solar panels under which we parked, the car was relatively cool! After arriving home, I watered our remaining potted plants before testing the drinking fountain. I seldom exaggerate, everyone knows, so I videoed the new drinking fountain in action!
We are going to have a light dinner and a drink at the Tartan Room again, IF they will let Mary back in after yesterday’s unscheduled performance.
They did recant and allowed Mary to enter after she signed a legal document stating she would NOT DANCE.
Upon arriving back home, I attempted to get out of the car, and my shoe and the car had an “incident” which resulted in me going ass over tea kettle, landing on the grass and part of the driveway. I barely made it into the house, even with the assistance of a neighbor who was out walking his dog.
My back was really hurting, so I lay down in bed immediately. Good night, all!
