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Mary decided we might stay home today and do our normal exercises!
After several highly serious, boardroom-level discussions, I finally convinced Dr. Mary that yes, we really should go to the gym and voluntarily subject ourselves to a 90-minute workout.
So off we went to Peak Performance, proudly wearing our “Almost 4th of July” outfits and hoping the trainers would be feeling patriotic enough not to destroy us completely.
To improve our chances of survival, we also arrived bearing a boxload of tomatoes and basil for the gang — because nothing says “please go easy on us” like fresh produce.

We escaped with minimal damage today!
We headed home immediately as Mary scheduled a massage for us at 11:00 am. She does take care of me!

I was first today, and after an hour I was weak as a kitten. Mary went next and escaped with a few screams; she did well.