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St. Patrick’s Day, celebrated on March 17, began as a Christian feast honoring St. Patrick, the 5th-century missionary credited with spreading Christianity in Ireland. Over time, it grew into a lively celebration of Irish culture worldwide—full of parades, music, dancing, and a lot of green.The shamrock became its signature symbol (legend says Patrick used it to explain the Holy Trinity), and modern traditions range from wearing green to dyeing rivers, blending history, faith, immigration stories, and party spirit into one Day. We plan to do it all!
But hold on—your regularly scheduled chaos is being interrupted by an “ALERT” from our dear weatherman: apparently, the atmosphere has filed a formal complaint and is now choosing violence.

So, our plan is to a) have coffee, b) verify we have enough green food coloring to handle today’s meals, c) do a quick trip to Home Depot, and d) finish whatever outside work we need to get done by noon. Then, and only then, will we venture into the house and begin our chores:
- Setting up the portable clothes hangar
- Begin packing for Hawaii
- Fixing the bidets (Paul)
- Washing/drying
- Emptying a wine bottle
We took a quick walk in the backyard before the Home Depot adventures began! We spotted our first rose of the season and it looked good enough to spread on toast!

The first rose of the season!
I had to make TWO trips to Home Depot because apparently my brain refuses to store information about our plumbing setup.
Not a total loss, though—I came back with more flowers on the second trip, because nothing says “mission accomplished” like accidental landscaping.
While Mary was getting ready for her painting class, I went full handyman and installed the fountain!
Only one tiny issue: when I turn it on, it launches a jet of water about forty feet over the garden and into the neighbor’s yard. So now I’m headed back to Home Depot to get a flow reducer… unless I engineer one myself and officially turn this into a water feature/neighborhood irrigation system.

We call him “Old Faithful.”
I just returned from HD when Mary was pulling out to leave for her class. She was still feeling stressed about the taxes, so an afternoon of watercoloring should help relieve it!
When she returned, I was head over heels, fixing/resetting the bidet, and I think I have it working. If not, I will bring in the high-powered water faucet (Old Faithful) instead!
The artists did well!

They looked so real, all I fed them twice! They seemed to enjoy corned beef!
Mary was still in tax-panic even after the painting session, so I decided we ought to go out and celebrate (read: peel her off the ceiling)

The poor computer really took a beating!
I made the mistake of asking Mary to drive, thinking it might take some of the tax burden off her mind. It may have, but I lost my mind in the process. She hit the accelerator, and I yelled, “Approaching Warp 2”.

The speedometer needle fell off and flew out the window!
We landed safely at our new favorite hangout. The Tartan Room, where I guzzled a glass of wine and allowed my fists to unfold to get blood to my knuckles. That four-mile drive was like “Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride”.
I did not realize there were brown picket fences down Tustin Blvd, but then it dawned on me, I was seeing telephone poles. Mary was approaching Mach One.

I regain my composure after seven glasses of wine!
After a glass of wine and sharing some appetizers, Mary got back to “normal” (whatever that is?). We shared some slides, and I gave her the avocado from the shrimp-stuffed avocado.

“I’m OK now… no worries until next year!”
We met a nice couple who took our picture. We are getting to know the regulars.

We had a great day! We have a new water feature in the backyard; the bidet now works, but comes in second to the water faucet. The taxes are complete, and we had our St. Patrick’s Day celebration! (NO, I did not have seven drinks).


















































































