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I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.
Today I had nothing planned so I hit the master bedroom closet. It is amazing how something can get out of kilter when I am the only one there? M-m-m-m-m, am I messy? I must ponder that. The silence you hear is me pondering!
Any who, I resorted my 200+ aloha shirts, realigned all my sweatshirts, and wondered why does an old man like me need twelve pair of blue jeans?
Time for breakfast so I loaded up on Special-K and added oodles of berries to the mix. It was pretty good and healthy also. Blueberries, raspberries, and blackberries which are loaded with anti-accidents!
Then to the computer for a last minute update to the “Mary and Paul’s Catalina Adventure”. You can see it at Mary & Paul In Catalina.
Colleen and I talked for about 30 minutes using the Bat Phone. She is always a delight to talk too!
I went onto Facebook and posted one of my favorite picture from the Catalina trip, I calls it “The Kiss (Without Mistletoe Being Required)!” I tried to resist her but she is irresistible! The hotel management asked that we stop after twenty-three minutes. The manager came over and asked if we both had braces on? One of the worried employees called 911 to see if they could hurry over and unstick our lips.
In the afternoon I continued my “get the house organized” activities which seems to be a full time job. I clean a closet and a month later it is in shambles and the “stuff” has multiplied. Now I can walk through the closet and go out the closet door, a feat of magic! When I open a closet, I feel like Fibber McGee (for you younger folks, Google it).
I ran over to Bed, Bath and Beyond and as I was running out of coat hangers in my freshly organized closet. The sky was amazing.
Late in he afternoon Miss Mary called and is finally leaving work so I departed for her house. We arrived within five minutes of each other. She was so tired, I suggested In-N-Out and she jumped at the opportunity. Little did I know all of Orange was there also! I was car number thirty-one in line but it went fast!
We downed the burgers and fries (she twisted my arm and forced me to get French fries). We watched Two And A Half Men and laughed ourselves silly.
Then came the Christmas Movie. Two girls going to see their grandparents for the first time decide to switch places. One was poor and the other one wealthy. There were all sorts of twists and turns in the movie and we really enjoyed it a lot.
Time to crash, it has been a long day!