If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.
Damn, it is tough getting old! Even though I have 20/20 vision, according to my Ophthalmologist, the teeny-tiny print on these blamed electronic devices requires a magnifying glass. I swear the font was 4 pt! Once I could read it, I tried the little switch and it worked just fine…some morning soon I am ascending into the attic to make the connection!
So, my security light on the side of the house, which is supposed to go on if motion is detected, decided to stay on…it magically went into a dawn-to-dusk mode! I dug our the 1pt font book…got the magnifying glass…and studied it. It now works fine!
Speaking about eye doctors, it reminds my of an old joke:
Oh Dear! A snake goes in to see the optometrist because his eyesight is failing.
The doctor fits the snake for glasses and the snake immediately notices an improvement in his eyesight. A week later, the doctor calls the snake to check how the glasses are holding up.
“They’re fine,” the snake answers. “But now I’m being treated for depression.”
“Depression?” the doctor asks.
“Yeah, my eyesight cleared up, but it made me realize I’ve been dating a garden hose.”
Apparently when I turned off part of the garage power last week, the security light went to default mode which is dawn-dusk! So, I followed the instructions (not a manly thing to do I know) and be are back to normal.
We started another puzzle this morning… It’s been two weeks without a puzzle going and I forgot how to do it! Once I turned on the overhead lights, it became clear!
We got lazy today… I did not walk…we have a leisurely lunch and watched some TV. It is 67 degrees outside so inside gets the vote! We sat on the couch together holding hands, sipping wine, and watching the world go by!
Yes…this evening was tookie time!