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The “D” word… Decorating for Christmas. We had our morning tea and visit with the babies before Paul wondered into the garage to see Christmas neatly stacked up and ready for transfer to the house.
Today we moved in 32 boxes (does NOT inlude the Christmas Tree)
As Paul moves items in, Sue begins the process of placing things where they go! This year we did the house together and tomorrow the tree will be done together.
Thank goodness for a good memory or we would be in real trouble
Time for a glass of wine and sit back to see the magic….
We even have talking Christmas trees
The weary bones are tired from lifting, packing, placing, etc. so we headed for the hot tub to loosen up before going dancing at the garden Grove Elks with the gang! Everybody (almost) was here tonight…. Vicky & Del, Hans & Kerstin, Brian & Jan, Lee & Marcia, Roy & Claudette, Bob & Donna….. It was a load of fun! Paul got to wear his new 2011 Tommy Bahama shirt…. Life is good!
We danced until about 11:00 at which time we turned into pumpkins and headed home
We needed a little humor to complete the day….
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A.
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
The batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
A will is a dead giveaway.
If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.
You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
When you’ve seen one shopping centre you’ve seen a mall.
Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.
In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
