Thursday And We All Khow What That Means!

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We are off to the Elks today.  I took a quick walk in the garden and ate six beautiful plums!  They are just about perfect now, but can I eat fifty plums in two days?  I researched on the Internet and found that plums are high in fiber, which adds bulk to the stool and helps it move through the digestive system. They also contain sorbitol, a sugar alcohol that acts as a natural laxative.  Eating plums or drinking prune juice (made from dried plums) can help relieve constipation and promote regular bowel movements. However, consuming too many plums can cause diarrhea.

After leaving for the Elks, we decided to stop at the beach since the weather was warm.  I soon realized that I had forgotten to bring my swimsuit.  Knowing this, I devised an alternative plan.

Hey, I works!

When driving to the Elks, MAry decided she wanted some lip injections to adjust her appearance.  I told her she was magnificent just as she was,, but if she insisted, I had a great idea.

 

About Paul

Just an old retired guy trying to finish out my last years on this planet. I lost my best friend and wife in early 2020. I was blessed again by reconnecting with Dr. Mary Côté, a long-time friend. Mary and I got married July 28th, 2021, and are enjoying life together and plan to spend the rest of our lives being a blessing to our friends and family.
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