Monthly Archives: October 2020

It’s Halloween 2020, Anyone Worried?

Posted on Saturday, October 31, 2020 by Paul

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. I headed to Mary’s bright and early as she was going to make breakfast.  The Silver Fox and I darted out the hood with rubber tires screeching.  I … Continue reading →

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Boo Day Minius One!

Posted on Friday, October 30, 2020 by Paul

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time-consuming. Friday, the day before Halloween, and all is well so far.  I arose and looked out the window, and it was foggy, like of olden days.  I thought at … Continue reading →

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Thursday And All Is Well

Posted on Thursday, October 29, 2020 by Paul

I’d tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction. I was up early this morning, so I called Mary and asked her to dinner, suggesting that I come and get her and take her to … Continue reading →

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Happy Birthday Diane!

Posted on Wednesday, October 28, 2020 by Paul

I just found out I’m colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple. I was up early and did some wash and then realized it was Diane’s birthday, so I placed a call, and we talked for quite a … Continue reading →

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Fire in The Hold, Sorta!

Posted on Tuesday, October 27, 2020 by Paul

I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myself; this is the last thing I need. I heard about some fires down in the OC but never thought they would be near Mary. Well, around lunchtime, Mary called … Continue reading →

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A Day To Recover!

Posted on Sunday, October 25, 2020 by Paul

The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense. Welcome, Sunday, a day to rest! I called Mary, and she asked if I wanted to come over and cook something.  Well, the answer … Continue reading →

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Pumpkin Carving Day! Yeah!

Posted on Saturday, October 24, 2020 by Paul

Why should you never trust a train? They have locomotives. Today was fantastic, starting with Mary joining me for a morning swim before we had to go to the Himalayan Grill for the pre-pumpkin carving lunch.  I picked her up … Continue reading →

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Friday Is Here And It Is A Special Day

Posted on Friday, October 23, 2020 by Paul

How do trees access the internet? They log on. Today is LifeDay, a celebration Sue and I had every year since she was diagnosed as having lung cancer and was given maybe a year to live.  She took the bull … Continue reading →

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The Week Is Almost Gone

Posted on Thursday, October 22, 2020 by Paul

Why don’t vampires go to barbecues? They don’t like steaks. Today I went to “Girls Night Out” at the Elks with Greg.  We enjoyed the meal, and I got to take two steak sandwiches home.  Mary and I will not … Continue reading →

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Mid-Week Crisis Sure Enough!

Posted on Wednesday, October 21, 2020 by Paul

What do you call a line of rabbits marching backward? A receding hairline. It’s Wednesday, so something will happen today to set the tone for the rest of the week!  After carefully thinking about the day, I realized it would … Continue reading →

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The Week Progresith Forword Without Hesitation

Posted on Tuesday, October 20, 2020 by Paul

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing. The day got off to a wonderful start; both the Sun and I got up at almost the same time. I got cleaned up and headed to Mary’s … Continue reading →

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The First Work Day Of The Week, Bah! Humbug!

Posted on Monday, October 19, 2020 by Paul

What’s it called when you put a cow in an elevator? Raising the steaks. I woke up early as I had to practice for my heart-related tests I was going to take at 1:15 PM.  To get ready for it, … Continue reading →

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Time To Remeet Family!

Posted on Sunday, October 18, 2020 by Paul

Why didn’t the lion win the race? Because he was racing a cheetah. Today we get to see the choo-choos!  I was up bright and early and headed toward Mary’s house.  Now that I wear aftershave, I often wonder if … Continue reading →

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Saturday And We Have An Open Calendar

Posted on Saturday, October 17, 2020 by Paul

Why can’t you take inventory in Afghanistan? Because of the tally ban. I woke up, looked at my calendar, and voila, almost empty.  I mentioned to Mary last night that I would come over and help take Scout to the … Continue reading →

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The Weekend Is Immediately Ahead!

Posted on Friday, October 16, 2020 by Paul

What do cows tell each other at bedtime? Dairy tales. Bright and early, I am up and ready to go. Where am I going? Alas, I am confused?  Then it dawned on me, I am driving to Mary’s to take … Continue reading →

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A Visit To The Doctor & Girls Night Out!

Posted on Thursday, October 15, 2020 by Paul

What’s it called when you have too many aliens? Extraterrestrials. Poor Scout, his little ear was oozing and uncomfortable last night, so we call the vet.  They had an appointment at 9:30 AM, but Mary was going to have to … Continue reading →

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Hump Day Has Arrived! Yeah!

Posted on Wednesday, October 14, 2020 by Paul

Sausage puns are the wurst. OMG, it’s the day of the cleaners!  I must arise early and clean the house before the house cleaners get here! I worked hard because I also told Mary I would come and take her … Continue reading →

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It’s Already Tuesday And I Wasn’t Done With Monday Yet!

Posted on Tuesday, October 13, 2020 by Paul

What happens when you eat too many spaghettiOs? You have a vowel movement. As I woke up, I asked Alexa what day and time it was.  I thought she was teasing me!  Where did Monday go?  My body was up … Continue reading →

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The Week Starts Again!

Posted on Monday, October 12, 2020 by Paul

What did the alien say to the pitcher of water? Take me to your liter. It’s Monday and I am ready to face the music.  Wandering around the house, I watered the orchids and talked to them about blossoming. I … Continue reading →

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Practicing Doing Nothing!

Posted on Sunday, October 11, 2020 by Paul

The energizer bunny went to jail. He was charged with battery. Sunday morning, and what shall I do?  I placed a call to Mary to see if she was up, and she was.  I got an invite to breakfast.  From … Continue reading →

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