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Smoking will kill you… Bacon will kill you… But, smoking bacon will cure it It was six years ago today that Sue and I were dancing at the Santa Elks when a call came in and I answered it recognizing … Continue reading →

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. We are getting lazy! We stayed around the house all day and decided not even to go to the Elks in … Continue reading →

“The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.”  We stayed home again today to recover. I worked in the office going through all the 2018 medical bills and moving them to another storage folder…making room for this … Continue reading →

Doc says to the patient, “You have the body of a twenty-year-old, but you should return it. You’re stretching it completely out of shape.” Monday and the weather is wonderful although a bit on the cool side…48 degrees when we … Continue reading →

My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof. Yes, it is Wednesday and a good Wednesday it was! We just messed around the house this morning working on the latest jigsaw puzzle, … Continue reading →

“My wife – it’s difficult to say what she does. She sells seashells on the seashore.” We started the day by working our our jigsaw puzzle. Why are Jigsaw Puzzles good for your brain? Not only are jigsaw puzzles excellent … Continue reading →

There is nothing remarkable about it; all one has to do is to hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself. – Johann Sebastian Bach – (1685 – 1750) German composer & musician We are … Continue reading →

Set aside half an hour every day to do all your worrying; then take a nap during this period. Tuesday was difficult to describe…we were going to play golf but decided the wind and cold would not be enjoyable so … Continue reading →