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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity Dang…the June Gloom seems to have taken the day off. The Sun it out and the weather is warm. Summer might be here after all. We continued the battle of the puzzle … Continue reading →

What is the difference between a duck? Today was slow but we sometimes need to recharge the batteries. We worked on the puzzle for a while and then I ran to the market plus stopped by CVS…we are old and … Continue reading →

When I was born my father spent three weeks trying to find a loophole in my birth certificate. It’s that day…time to celebrate…and we did! Our son, Joe, was the first to call…at 6:30 AM. He was already at the … Continue reading →

“From out there on the Moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son … Continue reading →

If you had friends like mine, you’d be the luckiest guy in the world! What happened? My sorry butt did not get up until almost 8:30 AM! Unheard of…usually I am up at 6:00 AM ready to go! Of course, … Continue reading →

Among retirees what is considered formal attire?   Tied shoes. The sun is out…OMG, June Gloom is gone today! We be amazerated! Quick, to the yard and console the veggies, let them know they were not transplanted overnight…they are still safe … Continue reading →

Our house is clean enough to be healthy, and dirty enough to be happy! Up at dawn to start the day. Dawn is 8:00 AM, right? We sat and talked, like we usually do and then I hit the office … Continue reading →

As a farmer, I hear lots of jokes about sheep. I’d tell them to my dog but he’d herd them all. We have woodpeckers in the hood and this morning, while doing my morning activities, sitting…I heard a woodpecker but … Continue reading →

I told my grandson that I saw a moose on the way to work this morning. He said, “How do you know he was on his way to work?” The day has begunith (a new word) and we are ready … Continue reading →

Today I met the vegetarian brother of Bruce Lee. Brocco Lee! Back to the closet….well, it’s a bigger job than I thought! The previous owners remodeled and in doing so they forgot to put in studs floor to ceiling in … Continue reading →