Don’t Spare The Smarocks, Bring On The Corned Beef!

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Today we’re having friends and family over to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day early—because this year it falls on the 17th… aka a Tuesday, the official day of “We can’t celebrate on a Tuesday, we are retired and have work to do.”

At 6:30 am sharp, Alexa sounded her “get the hell out of bed ” alarm, meaning it’s time to go to the kitchen and begin preparations.  Today, we are doing boiled, baked, and slow-cooker corned beef.

Did You Know?

  • Corned beef gets its name from the “corns” (large grains) of salt historically used to cure it, not from corn, the vegetable.
  • Traditional Irish corned beef wasn’t the everyday staple in Ireland; it became strongly associated with Irish-Americans in the U.S., who often bought brisket from Jewish butchers as an affordable substitute for Irish bacon.
  • The cut is usually brisket (or sometimes round), cured in a salty brine with “pickling spices” like mustard seed, coriander, peppercorns, bay leaf, and cloves.
  • The pink color in many store-bought corned beef comes from curing salt (sodium nitrite), which helps prevent spoilage and keeps the meat rosy even after cooking.
  • Historically, beef in Ireland was relatively expensive; much of the salt-cured beef was exported, especially in the 17th–19th centuries.
  • Corned beef and cabbage became a classic St. Patrick’s Day meal in America partly because cabbage was cheap and readily available alongside brisket.
  • Corned beef is cured (brined) first; pastrami is typically corned beef that’s then seasoned (often with coriander/pepper) and smoked.
  • The brisket’s two main parts are the flat (leaner, slices neatly) and the point (fattier, more flavorful).  Many packaged corned beef briskets are mostly flat.
  • If you cook corned beef too fast or too long, it can get tough.  Low—and—slow simmering or braising helps melt collagen into gelatin.
  • Leftover corned beef is the classic base for corned beef hash—and it also makes a great Reuben (or”Rachel” if you swap in turkey).

We are now on a search-and-rescue mission to find the appropriate cooking utensils, including pots and pans!  We found everything, and we remembered where we stashed everything.  Mary went picking carrots and onions

    1. A large pan for roasting
    2. The one-gallon pressure cooker
    3. The Dutch Oven for boiling, and
    4. The slow cooker

About Paul

Just an old retired guy trying to finish out my last years on this planet. I lost my best friend and wife in early 2020. I was blessed again by reconnecting with Dr. Mary Côté, a long-time friend. Mary and I got married July 28th, 2021, and are enjoying life together and plan to spend the rest of our lives being a blessing to our friends and family.
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