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Today will be wet, at least from 10:00 am until 6:00 pm. That is excellent news since we are going to Girls Night Out at the Elks, and then to a doctor’s appointment, and then to Cerritos Center for the Performing Arts!
After last night’s pizza exhibition, I was pretty sure I’d have to tie Mary’s big toe to The Silver Fox and tow her out of bed like a stuck pontoon boat.
All I heard from the bedroom was a steady stream of z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z’s—so loud I checked to see if we’d accidentally adopted a chainsaw.
We got ready to head to the Elks by way of Michaels; Mary is running low on her needlework patterns! They have a lot of patterns to select from!

I offered to pose naked but Mary told me she has no asbestos thread available!