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Oh my… We checked the calendar, and we are free until 5:00 pm, when the Elks will be hosting Larry Fresch and his band for a night of dancing and tomfoolery!
During the day, we relaxed and did some work around the house. The office always needs attention, and Mary’s desk no longer requires a ribbon to be found; the desktop is clean!
In the afternoon, we got ready for the dance, making sure we had plenty of red panties to go around.
Panties, you ask? Why yes, RED panties. Tonight’s band features Larry Fresch, who used to sing this song at a local restaurant, and when he did, ladies would throw panties at him!
As a timid and conservative person, I procured fifteen pairs of red underwear from Amazon and distributed them around the front table with instructions for the Elks.
Mary, my sidekick and partner in crime, asked Larry to play the song. Larry asked Mary if she had any (red panties), and without breaking a smile, Mary reached inside her blouse and pulled ONE of them out. Larry was frightened! Then, he started singing.
Thank you, Amazon!
Then all hell broke loose, red panties were flying through the air, landing on Larry, the piano player and drummer, and hanging on the microphone.
Everybody had a great time, and the applause and giggling were pegging the sound meter nearly as loud as a Saturn V Moon Rocket taking off!
We all got a good laugh and a little later, Larry came by to thank u for the surprise.
I get a squeeze from my main squeeze!
We headed home and attempted to watch the last two episodes of The Blacklist but we failed! We fell right to sleep!
