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We will spend an hour working out and 45 minutes riding the stationary bike!
My eyes opened at 7:10 am, and quickly we jumped out of bed and headed off to get ready to be subjected to severe punishment! We often wonder why we pay these horrible people to bend, twist, contort, convulse, defile, deform, disfigure, and otherwise give pain to these magnificent bodies! As I type, the word “OUCH!” comes to mind!
After twenty minutes on the bike, I smelled smoke and then heard the fire engines approaching the gym. Men ran off the fire engines carrying hoses pointed right at little old me! It was scary!

The picture was taken right before the bike burst into flames due to overheating