Fact: Dolphins sleep with one eye open! Dolphins are known to be one of the world’s most intelligent animals—possibly because they can conserve their brainpower. Because they must constantly be looking for predators, the marine mammals have developed a neat trick of maintaining partial consciousness even as part of their brain sleeps. Researchers have tested whether this “half-sleep” negatively impacts the animals’ alertness during the day but have found that even after having their nocturnal alertness constantly tested, they’ve remained as alert and perceptive as ever.
I woke up realizing I had not “worked” in fifteen years! Then why am I so tired and beat up?
The sky threatened to bring down another gully washer of a downpour, but the moisture stayed in the clouds! We had plans to go to the gym for an hour and thought we would get back before Eddie, the electrician, was to come by and fix the spa circuit breaker.
The phone rang as we were departing the homestead; we call Casa Valencia. It was the AAACalvert scheduler. “great news,” she said in a bubbly tone of voice. “Instead of coming to finish things off next Wednesday, we can do it today!” OK, that was good news, but the gym and we had a meeting we could not miss.
The phone rang again as we pulled up in front of the gym. Eddie said, “Hi, Paul, me and the gang are here!” I told them to stand back away from the garage doors, and I reached for the trusty iPhone, flipped through an assemblage of icons, and tapped on Nexx Garage Door One.
Eddie squealed with joy as the door opened; now he could get to work!
Five jumped out of the trucks with tools in hand and went to work. We trust these guys and especially Eddie; AAACalvert is top-notch! I forgot to tell Eddie that Scout took his first singing lesson, so ensure everyone has cotton balls for their ears.
We were back home by 9:15 AM after stopping by the local donut store and getting a dozen devilishly delightful donuts; we call them DDDs. The guys were happy as can be. We stayed in the house for a while, and everything was completed. We got two more outside dual-suplex plus. The gazebo now lights up with iPhone control, and I can light up the attic, making it look almost light daylight!
We had to leave for the Elks Girl’s Night Out, and the guys were breaking for lunch. Mary and I gave them #100 for lunch and told them to call when they got back, and we would let them in via the garage.
We popped onto the freeway with complete abandonment and whisked our way south along the 55 freeway, now called the Costa Mesa Freeway. We traversed about half of its length of eighteen miles before exiting at Dyer and then to the Elks.
We were the first people in the lodge for lunch, and our table was ready. Karen popped out with our drinks and announced, “We have oysters today!”. Iris (known by her friends as the Oyster Monster) appeared by my side almost as if by magic. We placed an order for twelve of these delectable sea boogers! Iris squealed with joy and practically passed out when I pushed the plate in front of her.
I felt lucky to eat two of the first dozen without losing a finger or getting slapped by Iris. 33.4 milliseconds later, the plate was empty; Iris even ate the shells. People from tables around us came to watch “the “great oyster massacre!”
I asked Iris, “What if chocolate has a shell and lives at the bottom of the sea?” I gave her the quick answer,” An oyster egg.”
We ordered another dozen to watch Iris devour them using only one hand! George could not believe his eyes, and it was like magic!
BTW, recent research has shown that oysters have developed an advanced method of communication; they use shell phones.
When Keren came to take our order, Iris had a small bowl of soup. After gobbling down twenty oysters, we were not surprised.
I told Karen, “My oyster used to be quite shy; then he came out of his shell one day.”
We could not resist, so we ordered a third order, which was gone in about three heartbeats!
Mary and I shared our meals; she had cod, and I had their super-duper steak! We had Bob Carlson, Bob Zaitz, Iris & Will, George Ennis, and Bill Capps today, and we all had a wonderful time.
When we ordered dessert, I asked for a fourth dozen oysters for Iris to take home; they had run out! Iris cleaned them out!
We returned home to find the guys just about done. We rested for a few minutes awaiting Robin’sRobin’sl, and at 4:45 PM, we blasted off for the Highway 39 Events Center and a birthday party! It was a car show with live music, and many of the “old guys” who love old cars were there!
The sky was still threatening, but somehow everything stayed dry!
Wow, we all loved that truck! When you mention “fire engine red,” this car comes to mind!
A classic Corvette. The Chevrolet Corvette, colloquially known as the ‘Vette,’ is a two-door, two-passenger luxury sports car manufactured and marketed by Chevrolet across more than 60 years of production and eight design generations.
Mary and I wanted to dance, but for some unknown reason, my sciatica kicked in, and I could not walk.
I had to capture this on video!
After getting home, we sat up for another hour, just gabbing and telling stories.
Stories are told, and we all had a great laugh!
We crashed soon afterward!