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Your Next Mr. Terrorist

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Patriot Micro-Chip Installations Needed; Can You Help?

A human microchip implant is an integrated circuit device or RFID tag encased in silicate glass and implanted into a human's body. Such subdermal implants can be used for information storage, including personal identification, medical history, medications, allergies, travel straight to hell, and contact information

The Patriot Microchip is intended to be implanted in terrorists. The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead

Seeing God
Look up because you be doing that forever!

When properly installed it will allow the implantee to see their beloved virgins living in hell!

The chip comes in many sizes suitable for the terrorists in question:

What size would you like?

The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly-skilled technician. The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you. Best regards,

US Marines

Now for the rest of the rats!

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