A Comical View Of THe Party

You know your old when the doctor looked at body over. You say, "Is there any hope?" He said, "Yes. Reincarnation."

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.

You know your old when you spend seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate.

You know your old when your body's in such bad shape you wear prescription underwear..

You know you're old when your walker has an airbag.

You know your old when have so many liver spots, you think it should come with a side of onions.

You know your old when you never made "Who's Who," but your featured in "What's That?"