Saint Valentines Week 2013

A Little Funny:

Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.

'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked.

'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.

'What's the matter, asked Larry 'Giving up?'

Did You Know? - I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day.  When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.  ~Author Unknown

A Little Funny:

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!'

After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up.

The teacher said,

'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?'

'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'

Did You Know? - Love is a symbol of eternity.  It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end.  ~Author Unknown

Did You Know? - Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.  ~Author Unknown

Did You Know? - We're all a little weird.  And life is a little weird.  And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness - and call it love - true love.  ~Robert Fulghum, True Love

Quotes To Remember - Other men said they have seen angels,
But I have seen thee And thou art enough. ~ by G. Moore ~