Who Was There (Page Two)
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Toppers 2018-2019 Season Page 1 - Pre-Dinner Visiting Page 2 - Who Was Here Tonight? Page 3 - Serious Dancing Gets Underway |
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Hallmark is coming out with a new card for guys who forget Valentine’s Day. The card is small and gold and maxes out at ten grand.
Valentines Day Candy. Ask yourself: is it worth the weight?
I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentines Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a medieval weapon.
Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married people are reminded what poor aim Cupid has.
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
What happens when you fall in love with a french chef? You get buttered up.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
This year I've got my wife a Valentine's Day present that will really take her breath away. A treadmill.
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Toppers 2018-2019 Season Page 1 - Pre-Dinner Visiting Page 2 - Who Was Here Tonight? Page 3 - Serious Dancing Gets Underway |
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