So Very True
It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student
named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher
said,"Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me
Liberty , or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand
up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.
'Very good!'Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the
People, shall not perish from the Earth?'
Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'
said Chandrasekhar. The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should
be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about
its history than you do.
'She heard a loud whisper: 'F--k the Indians,''Who said that?' she
demanded.
Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.'
At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'
The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said
that?'Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime
Minister, 1991.'
Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!' Chandrasekhar
jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher , 'Bill
Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say
anything else, I'll kill you.'
Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, ' Michael
Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004.'
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the
floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!'
And Chandrasekhar said quietly, 'I think it was the American people,
November 4th, 2008 ".