What Maneuver?

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Hind Lick Maneuver

Two  hillbillies, Ed and Red, walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.  One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya "The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

Hindlick

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to thebar. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind LickManeuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"