Viva' La Difference

• Lists Of Lists
• Twenty-Nine One Liners
• Age, It Changes Things
• On Aging; No Big Thing!
• Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
• Comparisons
• Male Responses Explained
• You Know You Are Getting Older When...
• Great Engineering Conversions
• Getting Old Is Tough
• Home Remedies
• Iron Man Competition
• Laws We Live By
• Life's Little Lessons
• Little Stories For A Chuckle
• Lovemaking
• Messages From Pesky Answering Machines
• Office Signs
• Redneck Checklist
• Report Cards and Police Comments
• Keeping Your Sanity
• Sayings And Some Word Humor
• World's Shorest Books
• Terms
• Reasons That Walking Is Good For You

1. 1975: Long hair
   Now: Longing for hair
2. 1975: KEG
   Now: EKG
3. 1975: Acid rock
   Now: Acid reflux
4. 975: Moving to California because it's cool
   Now: Moving to Arizona because it's warm
5. 1975: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
   Now: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
6. 1975: Seeds and stems
   Now: Roughage

Yes, There Is More...

1. 1975: Hoping for a BMW
   Now: Hoping for a BM
2. 1975: Going to a new, hip joint
   Now: Receiving a new hip joint
3. 1975: Rolling Stones
   Now: Kidney Stones
4. 1975: Being called into the principal's office
   Now: Calling the principal's office
5. 1975: Screw the system
   Now: Upgrade the system
6. 1975: Disco
   Now: Costco
7. 1975: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
   Now: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
8. 1975: Passing the drivers' test
   Now Passing the vision test
9. 1975: Whatever  
   Now: Depends

Feeling Old!

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things.. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's (Now) list:

1. People who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 2004
2. They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
3. Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
4. Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
5. The CD was introduced the year they were born.
6. They have always had an answering machine.
7. They have always had cable.
8. They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
9. Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
10. Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
11. They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
12. They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
13. They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
14. They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane".
15. They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
16. McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
17. They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
18. Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading...