Page Three: The Starlighters Dance Club - Autumn Glory

Did You Know?
• I'm falling for fall… mostly because the sidewalks are covered in wet leaves.

• Fall weather is just summer and winter arguing.

• I came, I saw, I cardiganed.

• Autumn: the season where every walk sounds like a bag of chips.

• Sweater weather is just laundry's way of multiplying.

• The leaves are changing, and so is my tolerance for cold mornings.

• Fall is when my wardrobe becomes 90% flannel and 10% denial. • I don't trip in autumn — I perform seasonal choreography.

Did You Know?
• Autumn is the only time decay gets a color palette.

• I like my coffee like I like my fall mornings: hot and necessary.

• Raking leaves is just outdoor vacuuming with extra steps.

• Fall: when trees throw confetti and expect us to clean it up.

• My autumn body is ready — it's mostly made of soup.

• I'm not cold, I'm just dramatically seasonal.

• Fall is nature's way of saying, "Time to buy another hoodie."

• Hayrides: because sitting on itchy plants needed a brand.