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Christmas Humor Is An Essential In Today's World

Christmas Humor Christmas Quotes

"A three-year-old gave this reaction to her Christmas dinner. "I don't like the turkey, but I like the bread he ate." - Anonymous

"A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together." - Garrison Keillor

"Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet." - Unknown

"If, Ifs and buts were candies and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas." - Unknown

"Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red - Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him" - Unknown

He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree. ~Roy L. Smith

Instead of being a time of unusual behavior, Christmas is perhaps the only time in the year when people can obey their natural impulses and express their true sentiments without feeling self-conscious and, perhaps, foolish. Christmas, in short, is about the only chance a man has to be himself. ~Francis C. Farley