Turkey Thanksgiving Thanks

What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets.  I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?  ~Erma Bombeck

We Are Thankful Everyday...

Page Created: 11/26/2000 Page Last Updated: 11/11/2025 19:03

For the wife who says it's hot dogs tonight, because she is home with me, and not out with someone else.

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For the husband who is on the sofa being a couch potato, because he is home with me and not out at the bars.

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For the teenager who is complaining about doing dishes because it means she is at home, not on the streets.

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For the taxes we pay Because it means i am employed.

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For the mess to clean after a party Because it means we have been surrounded by friends.

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For the clothes that fit a little too snug Because it means we have enough to eat.

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For my shadow that watches me work because it means we am out in the sunshine

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For a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and gutters that need fixing because it means we have a home

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For all the complaining i hear about the government because it means we have freedom of speech.

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For the parking spot i find at the far end of the parking lot because it means we are capable of walking and we have been blessed with transportation.

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For my huge heating bill because it means we are warm.

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For the lady behind me in church who sings off key because it means we can hear.

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For the pile of laundry and ironing because it means we have clothes to wear.

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For weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day because it means we have been capable of playing  hard (we are retired).

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For the alarm that goes off in the early morning hours because it means we are alive.

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And I am thankful for the crazy people we are friends with and people we are related to because they make life interesting and fun!

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