Thoughts And Ponderisms: Bad American
“A man is what he thinks about all day long.”
I Am A Bad American Because... I Am AConservative!
Damn be the liberals who are futzing with all things I like! I'm getting tired of income redistribution! Lazy asses people who sit on their fat butts and do nothing should get nothing! Why should I pay them? I'll take care of my own!
- I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am Paul Liles!
- I like big cars, big hooters, and big paychecks.
- I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.
- I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English.
- I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way.
- I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child. It takes two parents.
- I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.
- I want to know which church it is, and exactly where, the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he always part of the problem and not the solution.
- I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through four to seven years of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.
- I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
- I wave the flag every time I can!
- I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
- I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.
- I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
- My heroes are John Wayne, President Bush, Ronnie Regan, and whoever canceled or might cancel anything to do with Alec (the traitor) Baldwin and the likes of him!
- I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
- I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
- I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I am freezing my ass through a long winter?
- I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut up already.
- I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them.
- I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are. I believe you should show respect to people who lay their life on the line everyday to protect us!
- I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation on earth, for the next four years.
- I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again.
- I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement.
- I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.
- I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
- If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American. And PROUD OF IT!
