About Our Thoughts
Just a collection of goofy stuff I have picked up along life's path! Enjoy
Here are some funny sayings about random thoughts:
• "My brain has too many tabs open."
• "I came for one thought and left with a conspiracy theory."
• "Random thoughts: because silence was too peaceful."
• "My mind wanders, but at least it gets exercise."
• "I don't overthink. I creatively imagine disasters."
• "Some thoughts should really come with a delete button."
• "My brain: 'Let's think about something embarrassing from 2009.'"
• "I was going to be productive, but then I had a thought."
• "Random thoughts are just mental pop-up ads."
• "My inner monologue needs adult supervision."
• "I don't have a train of thought. I have a bumper car arena."
• "Sometimes I think… and that's where the problems begin."
• "My brain makes side quests out of everything."
• "If thoughts burned calories, I'd be unstoppable."
• "I'm not distracted. I'm exploring alternative mental routes."
• "My thoughts are like Wi-Fi: strong, weak, and randomly disconnected."
• "I have a PhD in thinking about stuff that doesn't matter."
• "Brain: 'Sleep?' Also brain: 'But what if penguins had jobs?'"
• "My random thoughts deserve their own podcast."
• "I don't need a diary. My brain leaks weirdness all day."