The Rondeliers Dance Club; St. Patricks Day

The Mouse on the Barroom Floor - Some Guinness was spilled on the barroom floor when the pub was shut for the night.
Out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse and stood in the pale moonlight.

He lapped up the frothy brew from the floor, then back on his haunches he sat. And all night long you could hear him roar,
'Bring on the goddam cat!'

An Irishman's Philosophy

In life, there are only two things to worry about—
Either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well, there is nothing to worry about,

But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about—
Either you will get well or you will die.
If you get well, there is nothing to worry about,

But if you die, there are only two things to worry about—
Either you will go to heaven or hell.
If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about.

And if you go to hell, you'll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends
You won't have time to worry!

Irish Men - There are only three kinds of Irish men who can't understand women— young men, old men, and men of middle age.

Quotation To Remember: What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash of good luck. ~Author Unknown

Remember:

When Irish eyes are smiling, sure 'tis like a morn in spring.
In the lilt of Irish laughter you can hear the angels sing,
When Irish hearts are happy all the world seems bright and gay,
And when Irish eyes are smiling, sure, they steal your heart away.
~Chauncey Olcott and George Graff, Jr. (lyrics), Ernest R. Ball (music)

Remember: An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. ~Irish Saying