Mom Was A True Mom!
- Your feet stick to grape jelly on the kitchen floor..... and you don't care.
- When the kids are fighting, you threaten to lock them in a room together and not let them out until someone's bleeding.
- You can't find your cordless phone, so you ask a friend to call you, and you run around the house madly, following the sound until you locate the phone downstairs in the laundry basket.
- Your idea of a good day is making it through without a child leaking bodily fluids on you.
- Popsicles become a food staple.
- Your favorite television show is a cartoon
- You're willing to kiss your child's boo-boo, regardless of what body part it happens to be on.
- You're so desperate for adult conversation that you spill your guts to the telemarketer that calls and HE hangs up on YOU!
- Spit is your number one cleaning agent.
- You buy cereal with marshmallows in it.
- You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal.
- You have time to shave only one leg at a time
- You hide in the bathroom to be alone.
- Your kid throws up and you catch it.
- You cling to the high moral ground on toy weapons; but your child chews his toast into the shape of a gun anyway.
- You find yourself cutting your husband's sandwiches into cute shapes.
