{"id":99889,"date":"2026-09-13T21:24:16","date_gmt":"2026-09-14T04:24:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/?p=99889"},"modified":"2026-09-19T10:12:01","modified_gmt":"2026-09-19T17:12:01","slug":"never-on-sunday-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/?p=99889","title":{"rendered":"Never On Sunday!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><p><figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"hot-random-image\" style=\"width:100%; height:auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/goodmorning\/gm-248.jpg\" alt=\" GM\" \/><\/figure><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\nEstimated reading time: 4 minutes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We were supposed to go to the Elks for Salsa Dance lessons, but mid-morning we decided to stay home and get the house ready for Halloween. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We decorated our home from five LARGE containers of goodies, each one containing memories dating back years and years. Each decoration has its own story.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>Paul and Mary decided October deserved &#8220;a little atmosphere,&#8221; which was how they ended up dragging five enormous containers of Halloween decorations into the living room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>The first bin produced skull wine glasses, which Paul arranged on the bar &#8220;for classy vampires.&#8221;<br>The second held champagne flutes clutched by skeleton hands; Mary filled one with wine and toasted &#8220;to tasteful terror,&#8221; just as Paul grabbed the glass and drank it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>By bin three, spider webs covered the staircase, the sofa, and most of Paul. &#8220;I&#8217;m helping,&#8221; he said, blinking through gauze.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>Bin four unleashed pumpkin lights, which blinked happily around the mantle until Mary realized she had spelled BOO backward. Paul insisted &#8220;OOB&#8221; sounded scarier. Secretly he hoped it was spelled &#8220;BOOB&#8221;.<br>The fifth container was the troublemaker. Black spiders crawled over lamps, a motion-sensor ghost screamed whenever anyone breathed, and a severed hand kept saying, &#8220;Nice try!&#8221; from under the coffee table.<br>Exhausted, we stepped back to admire our work.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So we worked at a leisurely pace all day and got everything up; all that remains is replacing some batteries and a few light bulbs. Mary was a real hero all day. <a href=\"\/halloween\/2026\/page3.htm\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>You can see more pictures of our efforts on our Halloween Website<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Here are some funny trivia bits about Halloween decorations:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Jack-o\u2019-lanterns were originally made from turnips, not pumpkins. Early versions looked way creepier \u2014 like haunted vegetables with dental problems.<br><br><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Fake cobwebs are basically Halloween glitter: you put them up \u201clightly,\u201d and somehow they\u2019re still stuck in your bushes in February.<br><br><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The giant yard skeleton craze really took off thanks to a 12-foot skeleton sold by Home Depot. It became so popular people started naming them and decorating them for other holidays too.<br><br><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Black cats became Halloween symbols partly because of old superstitions, but today most black cats are just confused why everyone suddenly wants themed merch of them.<br><br><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Inflatable decorations are modern Halloween royalty \u2014 nothing says spooky like a 9-foot ghost gently collapsing because someone unplugged the extension cord.<br><br><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Orange and black are Halloween colors for a reason: orange represents autumn harvest, and black represents death, darkness, and the inside of your candy bag after you eat everything good.<br><br><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Some people decorate for Halloween before September is over, proving that Halloween is less of a holiday and more of a lifestyle choice.<br><br><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Plastic skeletons are anatomically questionable, which means somewhere a doctor is silently judging your porch.<br><br><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The \u201cwitch crashed into a tree\u201d decoration became popular because apparently Halloween comedy peaks at poor broomstick navigation.<br><br><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Pumpkins are technically fruit, so carving them into screaming faces is basically extreme fruit salad.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"675\" src=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-002.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-99894\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-002.jpg 900w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-002-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-002-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-002-100x75.jpg 100w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-002-600x450.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We tore into the boxes and died to our early-onset Alzheimer&#8217;s; it was like Christmas for us.  Everything seemed new, even though many of the decorations were forty years old.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"675\" src=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-decorating-003-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-99908\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-decorating-003-2.jpg 900w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-decorating-003-2-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-decorating-003-2-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-decorating-003-2-100x75.jpg 100w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-decorating-003-2-600x450.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At Halloween, we enjoy our wine in vintage skull glasses!<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"675\" src=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-decorating-010-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-99909\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-decorating-010-1.jpg 900w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-decorating-010-1-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-decorating-010-1-600x450.jpg 600w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-decorating-010-1-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-decorating-010-1-100x75.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Poor Robin inherited my rather questionable sense of humor, and during her wanderings around town, she spotted the perfect kitchen towel for us.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Naturally, it now hangs in the place of honor on our wall oven, where no guest can possibly miss it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It got several comments at our last party \u2014 which, in our family, means it was either a big hit or we\u2019ve once again made people question our upbringing.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"1200\" src=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-decorating-011-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-99910\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-decorating-011-1.jpg 900w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-decorating-011-1-113x150.jpg 113w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-decorating-011-1-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-decorating-011-1-100x133.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>We both decorated together \u2014 technically. I provided the manual labor, and Mary provided the talent, vision, and the ability to stop me from making it look like a hardware store exploded.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"675\" src=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-decorating-014-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-99911\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-decorating-014-1.jpg 900w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-decorating-014-1-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-decorating-014-1-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-decorating-014-1-600x450.jpg 600w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-decorating-014-1-100x75.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We finished up around 6:00 p.m. and headed to the pool, where we quickly discovered it was about five degrees colder than our delicate little bodies are willing to tolerate at this stage of life.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So we turned off the heat, admitted defeat, and retreated to \u201cOl\u2019 Trusty\u201d \u2014 our swim spa. It was 94 degrees, also known as \u201cthe correct temperature for civilized humans.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We watched a TV series called Best Doctor. It\u2019s a 2025 medical comedy-drama about a talented surgeon who leaves his high-level surgical career and moves to a small town in Maine to work as a local doctor. The story follows his transition from elite surgery to small-town medicine as he navigates quirky residents, personal setbacks, and the challenges of being a brilliant but socially awkward doctor. It\u2019s based on the British series \u201cDoc Martin.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1650\" height=\"928\" src=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-010.avif\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-99914\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-010.avif 1650w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-010-150x84.avif 150w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-010-766x431.avif 766w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-010-599x337.avif 599w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-010-100x56.avif 100w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-13-010-1536x864.avif 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1650px) 100vw, 1650px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We crashed around 10:30 pm.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We were supposed to go to the Elks for Salsa Dance lessons, but mid-morning we decided to stay home and get the house ready for Halloween. 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