{"id":91997,"date":"2025-12-01T17:54:43","date_gmt":"2025-12-02T00:54:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/?p=91997"},"modified":"2025-12-01T20:28:15","modified_gmt":"2025-12-02T03:28:15","slug":"i-was-a-cut-up-two-months-ago","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/?p=91997","title":{"rendered":"I Was A Cut Up Two Months Ago"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-91999\" src=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2025\/12\/2025-12-01-001-650x289.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"289\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2025\/12\/2025-12-01-001-650x289.jpg 650w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2025\/12\/2025-12-01-001-150x67.jpg 150w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2025\/12\/2025-12-01-001-768x341.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2025\/12\/2025-12-01-001-100x44.jpg 100w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2025\/12\/2025-12-01-001.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Two months ago, Mary hauled me into the ER.\u00a0 They examined me and decided I needed to get my blood thickened before an operation would be considered, so with two pounds of sawdust and a bag of cotton ingested, I was ready for the horizontal.<\/p>\n<p>On October seventh, the doctor removed 24&#8243; of small intestines and put me on a path to get to my desired 185 pounds, yeah!!\u00a0 Not the best way to lose 25 pounds of ugly fat, but at least I didn&#8217;t have to exercise.<\/p>\n<p>Today was Monday, which meant it was time to get exercised, poked, prodded, and otherwise made fun of.\u00a0 Yes, it was the gym.\u00a0 I worked hard and even got a compliment from my trainer!\u00a0 She said, &#8220;Thanks for not making me blow my soft drink through my nose when I saw you on the leg stretcher machine!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-92005\" src=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2025\/12\/screenshot_28.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1530\" height=\"1000\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2025\/12\/screenshot_28.png 1530w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2025\/12\/screenshot_28-650x425.png 650w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2025\/12\/screenshot_28-150x98.png 150w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2025\/12\/screenshot_28-768x502.png 768w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2025\/12\/screenshot_28-100x65.png 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1530px) 100vw, 1530px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>After the gym workout, we went home, and Mary fixed a delightful breakfast.\u00a0 A few minutes later, we were off again.\u00a0 Mary had an appointment with the massage therapist.\u00a0 I waited in the car for about two hours and got many pages of Clive Cussler&#8217;s latest book.<\/p>\n<p>Arriving home, we both emptied the garage refrigerator so it could thaw.\u00a0 The bottom of the fridge wasn&#8217;t cooling, so after some research, I decided to turn the unit off for a couple of days to see if the fans\/evaporator were blocked by ice.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-92007\" src=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2025\/12\/2025-12-01-003.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"720\" height=\"705\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2025\/12\/2025-12-01-003.jpg 720w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2025\/12\/2025-12-01-003-650x636.jpg 650w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2025\/12\/2025-12-01-003-150x147.jpg 150w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2025\/12\/2025-12-01-003-100x98.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two months ago, Mary hauled me into the ER.\u00a0 They examined me and decided I needed to get my blood thickened before an operation would be considered, so with two pounds of sawdust and a bag of cotton ingested, I &hellip; 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