{"id":82019,"date":"2024-08-10T23:02:55","date_gmt":"2024-08-11T06:02:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/?p=82019"},"modified":"2024-08-15T07:04:56","modified_gmt":"2024-08-15T14:04:56","slug":"lou-oh-no-luau-im-so-cornfused","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/?p=82019","title":{"rendered":"Lou Oh?  No, Luau!  I&#8217;m So Cornfused!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_82024\" style=\"width: 612px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-82024\" class=\"wp-image-82024 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/030.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"602\" height=\"583\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/030.jpg 602w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/030-150x145.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 602px) 100vw, 602px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-82024\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ain&#8217;t it the truth!!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Happy Birthday, Rita (my mother-in-law and best friend).\u00a0 Had you not gone to heaven too early, you would be 97 years old today!\u00a0 I miss you!<\/p>\n<p>It is now Saturday morning; we checked the calendar, and it is empty until 5:30 pm!\u00a0 That seldom happens.\u00a0 We went to the garden and continued reducing vegetation until about 10:00 am.<\/p>\n<p>I drove Mary to the hospital where David was staying. Because of my lingering cough, I returned home via the dry cleaners and awaited Mary&#8217;s call to come get her.<\/p>\n<p>She called about 1:00 p.m. and notified me that Dianne would bring her home, so I dashed around, ensuring everything was ready for a guest. That was easy!<\/p>\n<p>Dianne visited for a while, and we went to the garden to harvest. David is not doing all that well, as the cancer seems to have spread and is causing complications. Dianne departed around 2:30 p.m. to go home and get ready to return to the hospital for David&#8217;s dinnertime.<\/p>\n<p>At 4:30, Robin showed up, and we talked, visited with Colleen, and got ready for the Luau at the Elks!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_82021\" style=\"width: 660px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-82021\" class=\"wp-image-82021 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/pix-954-650x843.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"843\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/pix-954-650x843.jpg 650w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/pix-954-116x150.jpg 116w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/pix-954-768x996.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/pix-954.jpg 813w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-82021\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">There will be twelve of us this evening.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>We arrived at 5:30 pm, and Vicky &amp; Jim, Betty &amp; Ed were at the table.\u00a0 &#8220;Robin rode with us, and poor Bob had to meet her at the Elks because he had band practice in Garden Grove. It&#8217;s a modern-day comedy of errors but with more guitars and fewer mistaken identities!&#8221;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_82027\" style=\"width: 660px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-82027\" class=\"wp-image-82027 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-003-650x867.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"867\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-003-650x867.jpg 650w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-003-113x150.jpg 113w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-003-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-003.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-82027\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">We wore the matching outfits we got from Hawaii in January!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Bob was already inside (he is an Elk) and awaited our arrival.\u00a0 Everybody was dressed in festive attire.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_82026\" style=\"width: 660px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-82026\" class=\"wp-image-82026 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-002-650x488.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"488\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-002-650x488.jpg 650w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-002-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-002-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-002.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-82026\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">They are looking good!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Mary and I sneaked out into the entrance to take some good pictures, thanks to Bob and his photography skills!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_82028\" style=\"width: 660px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-82028\" class=\"wp-image-82028 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-004-650x923.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"923\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-004-650x923.jpg 650w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-004-106x150.jpg 106w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-004-768x1091.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-004.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-82028\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Mary played me a love song on the Ukulele (I think it was named Hound Dog)<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Back inside, the entertainment was underway.\u00a0 We visited all of Polynesia and saw the islands&#8217; dances.\u00a0 I wanted to join them, but Mary said my grass skirt was too short.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_82029\" style=\"width: 660px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-82029\" class=\"wp-image-82029 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-005-650x488.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"488\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-005-650x488.jpg 650w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-005-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-005-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-005.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-82029\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I had never seen hips move so fast&#8230;not even in a dance-off between a cheetah and a hummingbird!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Robin and Bob looked great with their straw hats and musical instruments this evening.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_82033\" style=\"width: 660px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-82033\" class=\"wp-image-82033 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-009-650x1156.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"1156\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-009-650x1156.jpg 650w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-009-84x150.jpg 84w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-009-768x1365.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-009-864x1536.jpg 864w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-009.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-82033\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Whoa! White pants, Bob??? You are daring!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>The music started, and Donna and Mary began gyrating fiercely. Bob and I might have to dump some water on them to slow them down!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_82035\" style=\"width: 660px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-82035\" class=\"wp-image-82035 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-011-650x437.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"437\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-011-650x437.jpg 650w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-011-150x101.jpg 150w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-011-768x516.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-011.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-82035\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Their dancing made the Hoochy-Coochy look pretty tame!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&#8220;Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.&#8221; \u2014\u00a0<em>Woodrow Wilson.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Our good friend Ronnie passed by to get his daily insult from yours truly!\u00a0 He was going to be the DJ this evening, but plans changed.\u00a0 Without Ronnie playing, we headed out early!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_82030\" style=\"width: 660px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-82030\" class=\"wp-image-82030 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-006-650x488.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"488\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-006-650x488.jpg 650w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-006-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-006-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-006.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-82030\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Good friends are meant to be!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&#8220;A day without a friend is like a pot without a single drop of honey left inside.&#8221; \u2014\u00a0<em>Winnie the Pooh.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Iris and Will took off early, but we got together for a group shot!\u00a0 I would lie down like Bob, but it would have taken three people to get me back standing up!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_82034\" style=\"width: 660px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-82034\" class=\"wp-image-82034 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-010-650x516.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"516\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-010-650x516.jpg 650w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-010-150x119.jpg 150w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-010-768x610.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2024\/08\/3030-08-10-010.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-82034\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Fantastic fun with great friends!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&#8220;Remember that life&#8217;s most valuable antiques are dear old friends.&#8221; \u2014\u00a0<em>H. Jackson Brown, Jr.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Before driving home, Bob &amp; Robin followed us to Aces Bar &amp; Grille for a glass of wine.\u00a0 \u00a0We stopped at Del Taco, and they stopped at McDonald&#8217;s.\u00a0 We all met up, played some Johnny Cash, had a drink, and headed home!\u00a0 It was a good day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Birthday, Rita (my mother-in-law and best friend).\u00a0 Had you not gone to heaven too early, you would be 97 years old today!\u00a0 I miss you! 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