{"id":68831,"date":"2023-04-26T05:28:01","date_gmt":"2023-04-26T12:28:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/?p=68831"},"modified":"2023-04-27T05:36:00","modified_gmt":"2023-04-27T12:36:00","slug":"off-to-surgery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/?p=68831","title":{"rendered":"Off To Surgery!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-68840\" src=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2023\/04\/image013p.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"515\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2023\/04\/image013p.jpg 515w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2023\/04\/image013p-121x150.jpg 121w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 515px) 100vw, 515px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We were up at 5:00 am and getting ready for the surgery.\u00a0 I watched YouTube, and it seems like it&#8217;s nothing.<\/p>\n<p>I discovered that around 80% of all Asians that move to America get cataracts.\u00a0 The remaining 20% usually buy chevrorets, rexus, or rincoln.\u00a0 Some even get rand lover.<\/p>\n<p>We hit the road at 7:00 am and arrived at 8:00 am; the surgery center was right across from the Newport Beach Elks Lodge\/\u00a0 We knew the area well.\u00a0 I was prepped for the surgery at 9:00 am and rolled in at 10:10 am sharp.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-68848\" src=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2023\/04\/pix-5547-650x653.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"502\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2023\/04\/pix-5547-650x653.jpg 650w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2023\/04\/pix-5547-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2023\/04\/pix-5547.jpg 673w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The first step was the laser which scrambled the cataract and cut a precise slice in the eyeball.\u00a0 No feeling whatsoever, just Christmas lights twinkling; this took about 3-5 minutes.<\/p>\n<p>The doctor came in and said hello.\u00a0 I retorted, &#8220;Did you hear about the Eye Doctor who changed professions to become a comedian?\u00a0He made a spectacle of himself.&#8221;\u00a0 The last thing I heard was the doctor asking the nurse for a dull blade.<\/p>\n<p>Then I moved to the operating room, where the nice anesthesiologist worked his magic.\u00a0 I do not remember a thing, but ten minutes later, they rolled me out into the recovery area, where Dr. Mary awaited my arrival.\u00a0 I am so happy Dr. Mary drove me to the Elks as I was blotto and kept falling asleep!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_68757\" style=\"width: 660px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-68757\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-68757\" src=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2023\/04\/2023-04-21-001-650x488.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"488\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2023\/04\/2023-04-21-001-650x488.jpg 650w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2023\/04\/2023-04-21-001-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2023\/04\/2023-04-21-001-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2023\/04\/2023-04-21-001.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-68757\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">We are lucky to have each other; I got the better end of the deal!<\/p><\/div>\n<h3 class=\"joke-title\">What do you call a student who\u2019s studying to become an eye doctor?\u00a0\u00a0A pupil.<\/h3>\n<p>We were on the road to the Elks at 11:00 am, where I enjoyed a lovely lunch with Dr. Mary and Bob Z.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_68844\" style=\"width: 660px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-68844\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-68844\" src=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2023\/04\/2023-04-26-001-650x866.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"866\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2023\/04\/2023-04-26-001-650x866.jpg 650w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2023\/04\/2023-04-26-001-113x150.jpg 113w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2023\/04\/2023-04-26-001-768x1023.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2023\/04\/2023-04-26-001-1153x1536.jpg 1153w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2023\/04\/2023-04-26-001-1537x2048.jpg 1537w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2023\/04\/2023-04-26-001.jpg 1595w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-68844\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The plastic eye shield keeps the eye incision safe while it heals.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Whatever they gave me had me quite woozy, so after returning home, I took several small naps while Mary continued the battle of the boxes.<\/p>\n<p>We went to the front yard and put on the new table cover; now, it will be easy to sit in the chairs as each has its own cover.\u00a0 Mary watered our sunflowers, which are doing quite well and growing quickly!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_68845\" style=\"width: 660px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-68845\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-68845\" src=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2023\/04\/2023-04-26-002-650x488.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"488\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2023\/04\/2023-04-26-002-650x488.jpg 650w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2023\/04\/2023-04-26-002-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2023\/04\/2023-04-26-002-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2023\/04\/2023-04-26-002-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2023\/04\/2023-04-26-002-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-68845\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">We have to keep the little sunflowers moist for the first two weeks.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>We had dinner, watched a movie, and then crashed around 8:30 pm as we had to get up at 5:00 am to return to the doctor&#8217;s office by 7:00 am, and he was in Newport Beach.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We were up at 5:00 am and getting ready for the surgery.\u00a0 I watched YouTube, and it seems like it&#8217;s nothing. 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