{"id":59289,"date":"2022-01-05T04:27:31","date_gmt":"2022-01-05T11:27:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/?p=59289"},"modified":"2022-01-06T09:40:22","modified_gmt":"2022-01-06T16:40:22","slug":"omg-the-year-is-already-1-4-gone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/?p=59289","title":{"rendered":"OMG, The Year Is Already 1.4% Gone!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><em>Fact:<\/em> The heads on Easter Island have bodies. <\/strong><em>The iconic stone heads protruding from the ground on Easter Island are familiar to most, but many don&#8217;t realize what lies beneath the surface. In the &#8217;10s, archaeologists studying the hundreds of stone statues on the Pacific Island excavated two figures, revealing entire torsos, measuring as high as 33 feet.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I am taking away Mary&#8217;s camera when I have my eye-warmers on! I use the eye warmers before I put on my medicine, and I was sitting at the computer with my trusty stead, Scout, and she snapped a picture.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_59308\" style=\"width: 660px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-59308\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-59308\" src=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2022\/01\/2022-01-05-000-650x867.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"867\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2022\/01\/2022-01-05-000-650x867.jpg 650w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2022\/01\/2022-01-05-000-113x150.jpg 113w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2022\/01\/2022-01-05-000-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2022\/01\/2022-01-05-000.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-59308\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">This picture should be censored1<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Today was a lost day; we did very little. We did a fly-by at Bill&#8217;s to put some food on his table and a smile on his face. We decided to stop at Rockwell&#8217;s on the way back, and we ordered three of their Italian dinners. What were we going to do with that, you ask! We did a Jan fly-by.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-59306\" src=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2022\/01\/toilet-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"805\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2022\/01\/toilet-1.jpg 480w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2022\/01\/toilet-1-89x150.jpg 89w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We showed up with all this food calling her ahead of course. She informed us she does not eat this early. OMG, we opened up the dinners and put a little on everyone&#8217;s plate. Jan went through her brunch like General Custer went through Atlanta, and she licked the plate.<\/p>\n<p>While we were talking, I asked Jan, &#8220;How does an Italian get into an honest business?&#8221;\u00a0 She was unsure, so I told her, &#8220;Usually through the skylight.&#8221;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_59310\" style=\"width: 660px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-59310\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-59310\" src=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2022\/01\/2022-01-05-002-650x867.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"867\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2022\/01\/2022-01-05-002-650x867.jpg 650w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2022\/01\/2022-01-05-002-113x150.jpg 113w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2022\/01\/2022-01-05-002-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2022\/01\/2022-01-05-002.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-59310\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Jan was enjoying brunch!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>After seeing this picture I remembered the old joke, &#8220;What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?&#8221;\u00a0 Are you ready for this, really ready?\u00a0 Here it comes. &#8220;A speech impediment.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Mary and I enjoyed a glass of wine with Jan, and we talked for a good hour before leaving to water the dog and get ready to go to the PT session! I left Jan with something to think about, &#8220;What do you call a Roman with a cold?&#8221;\u00a0 I could not resist giving her the answer, &#8220;Julius Sneezer.&#8221;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_59309\" style=\"width: 660px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-59309\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-59309\" src=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2022\/01\/2022-01-05-001-650x867.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"867\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2022\/01\/2022-01-05-001-650x867.jpg 650w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2022\/01\/2022-01-05-001-113x150.jpg 113w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2022\/01\/2022-01-05-001-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2022\/01\/2022-01-05-001.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-59309\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Italian brunch at Jan&#8217;s; good groceries!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>After going home, we got ready for a visit to the PT office at 3:30 PM. Mary did her routine, and I had an &#8220;assessment&#8221; made. Wouldn&#8217;t you know, the sciatica was non-existent while I was there; perhaps it was scared to death! I have a month&#8217;s worth of appointments side by side with Mary. We will both be walking by February 1st.<\/p>\n<p>On returning home, we decided to go to Aces Bar &amp; Grille. We shared a salmon dinner, but the most fantastic thing is that we downloaded the jukebox app into Mary&#8217;s phone. The place had music from the 1940s and 1950s running, and several folks stopped by and commented that they liked our music.<\/p>\n<p>We got home and watched some TV before crashing; tomorrow is &#8220;Girls Night Out,&#8221; so we need to be rested!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fact: The heads on Easter Island have bodies. The iconic stone heads protruding from the ground on Easter Island are familiar to most, but many don&#8217;t realize what lies beneath the surface. 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