{"id":28834,"date":"2018-02-14T09:12:26","date_gmt":"2018-02-14T16:12:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/?p=28834"},"modified":"2018-02-16T08:15:19","modified_gmt":"2018-02-16T15:15:19","slug":"its-hump-day-but-we-are-retired-no-humping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/?p=28834","title":{"rendered":"It’s “Hump Day”… But We Are Retired, No Humping!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Perks of reaching 60 or being over 70 and heading towards 80!
\n1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
\n2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
\n3. No one expects you to run–anywhere.
\n4. People call at 8 PM and ask, “Did I wake you?”
\n5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
\n6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
\n7. Things you buy now won’t wear out.
\n8. You can eat supper at 5 PM .
\n9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
\n10. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
\n11. You can’t remember who sent you this list.
\n12. And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.<\/p>\n

We did chores around the house and Sue helped Paul make breakfast this morning.\u00a0 After breakfast, we got cleaned up and headed to Laguna Beach to visit our financial advisor where we had papers to sign and get notarized.\u00a0 We departed the house about 2:00 PM and returned at approximately 5:00 PM.<\/p>\n

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Paul made dinner which meant getting out Teri’s “award winning” split pea soup which was most awesome!\u00a0 We did dinner and then watched our favorite movie, The American President”.\u00a0 Even though Annette Bening is a flaming liberal, she did a good job acting in her role.<\/p>\n

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Great movie… To bad they mentioned political parties in the script!<\/p><\/div>\n

Vicky and Irene dropped by after their Valentine’s Day dinner at the Park Avenue Steakhouse which they thought was horrible.\u00a0 We watched Gray’s Anatomy for a while and finally crashed at 11:30 PM.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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