{"id":11382,"date":"2012-06-09T23:13:09","date_gmt":"2012-06-10T06:13:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/?p=11382"},"modified":"2012-06-14T06:18:46","modified_gmt":"2012-06-14T13:18:46","slug":"work-and-play-thats-ok-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/?p=11382","title":{"rendered":"Work and Play, That’s OK!"},"content":{"rendered":"

We spent the morning and afternoon doing our chores… Working around the house!\u00a0 In the afternoon we relaxed for a bit before going to the Nightlighters Dance Club.\u00a0 Please join the fun!<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

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Fun at the Rose Ball<\/p><\/div>\n

I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.<\/p>\n

When chemists die, they barium.<\/p>\n

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.<\/p>\n

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is a seasoned veteran.<\/p>\n

I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.<\/p>\n

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.<\/p>\n

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on me.<\/p>\n

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.<\/p>\n

A guy got arrested playing the guitar for fingering A minor.<\/p>\n

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.<\/p>\n

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.<\/p>\n

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O.<\/p>\n

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. .<\/p>\n

PMS jokes aren’t funny, period.<\/p>\n

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.<\/p>\n

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.<\/p>\n

Energizer bunny arrested — charged with battery.<\/p>\n

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.<\/p>\n

How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!<\/p>\n

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?<\/p>\n

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.<\/p>\n

What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.<\/p>\n

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!<\/p>\n

Broken pencils are pointless.<\/p>\n

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.<\/p>\n

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? …..A thesaurus.<\/p>\n

I do not enjoy computer jokes. Not one bit!<\/p>\n

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.<\/p>\n

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.<\/p>\n

I dropped out of communism class because of l ousy Marx.<\/p>\n

All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.<\/p>\n

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.<\/p>\n

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.<\/p>\n

Velcro – what a rip off!<\/p>\n

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.<\/p>\n

Venison for dinner? Oh deer!<\/p>\n

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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