{"id":100011,"date":"2026-09-18T07:49:19","date_gmt":"2026-09-18T14:49:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/?p=100011"},"modified":"2026-09-18T08:01:33","modified_gmt":"2026-09-18T15:01:33","slug":"oh-my-we-nearly-lost-a-computer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/?p=100011","title":{"rendered":"Oh My! We Nearly Lost A Computer"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><p><figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"hot-random-image\" style=\"width:100%; height:auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/goodmorning\/gm-729.jpg\" alt=\" GM\" \/><\/figure><\/p>\nEstimated reading time: 1 minute<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We were up and moving before 7:00 am, heading to the office for our morning fights with the digital world.   On the bright side, I learned some new words to describe a computer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After peeling Mary off the wall and injecting three bottles of wine, she returned to normal. OK, it was NOT that bad.  The computer was scared to death and spilled 1s and 0s all over the floor!<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"650\" height=\"488\" src=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-18-001-650x488.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-100019\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-18-001-650x488.png 650w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-18-001-150x113.png 150w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-18-001-768x576.png 768w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-18-001-100x75.png 100w, https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-09-18-001.png 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Strike one!!!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We were up and moving before 7:00 am, heading to the office for our morning fights with the digital world. On the bright side, I learned some new words to describe a computer. After peeling Mary off the wall and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/?p=100011\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-100011","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100011","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=100011"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100011\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":100020,"href":"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100011\/revisions\/100020"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=100011"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=100011"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=100011"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}