{"id":88803,"date":"2025-05-30T09:04:05","date_gmt":"2025-05-30T16:04:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/?p=88803"},"modified":"2025-05-31T08:33:41","modified_gmt":"2025-05-31T15:33:41","slug":"88803","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/?p=88803","title":{"rendered":"Be Prepared, Very Prepared!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Oh my… We checked the calendar, and we are free until 5:00 pm, when the Elks will be hosting Larry Fresch and his band for a night of dancing and tomfoolery!<\/p>\n

During the day, we relaxed and did some work around the house.\u00a0 The office always needs attention, and Mary’s desk no longer requires a ribbon to be found; the desktop is clean!<\/p>\n

In the afternoon, we got ready for the dance, making sure we had plenty of red panties to go around.<\/p>\n

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Panties, you ask?\u00a0 Why yes, RED panties.\u00a0 Tonight’s band features Larry Fresch, who used to sing this song at a local restaurant, and when he did, ladies would throw panties at him!<\/p>\n

As a timid and conservative person, I procured fifteen pairs of red underwear from Amazon and distributed them around the front table with instructions for the Elks.<\/p>\n

Mary, my sidekick and partner in crime, asked Larry to play the song.\u00a0 Larry asked Mary if she had any (red panties), and without breaking a smile, Mary reached inside her blouse and pulled ONE of them out.\u00a0 Larry was frightened!\u00a0 Then, he started singing.<\/p>\n

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Thank you, Amazon!<\/p><\/div>\n

Then all hell broke loose, red panties were flying through the air, landing on Larry, the piano player and drummer, and hanging on the microphone.<\/p>\n

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Everybody had a great time, and the applause and giggling were pegging the sound meter nearly as loud as a Saturn V Moon Rocket taking off!<\/p>\n

We all got a good laugh and a little later, Larry came by to thank u for the surprise.<\/p>\n

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I get a squeeze from my main squeeze!<\/p><\/div>\n

We headed home and attempted to watch the last two episodes of The Blacklist but we failed!\u00a0 We fell right to sleep!<\/p>\n

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