{"id":55195,"date":"2021-07-12T18:18:18","date_gmt":"2021-07-13T01:18:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/?p=55195"},"modified":"2021-07-13T06:58:05","modified_gmt":"2021-07-13T13:58:05","slug":"not-fair-mary-got-to-go-to-work-so-she-could-rest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/?p=55195","title":{"rendered":"Not Fair; Mary Got To Go To Work So She Could Rest!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 class=\"joke-title\"><em><strong>I just won $1,000,000 from the lottery, and I&#8217;m donating a quarter to charity!\u00a0 Not sure what I&#8217;m going to do with the left over $999,999.75 though.<\/strong><\/em><\/h3>\n<p>Monday and that means Mary had to work and she worked all day.\u00a0 Me, I just laid around, NOT!\u00a0 I was busier than a mosquito on a nudist beach. I made two runs to Goodwill, cleaned out the garage, sawed up some lumber, and staged items for easier identification for the movers.<\/p>\n<p>Mary got home about 6:00 PM, and I was so tired that I stopped by Albertsons and got us some TV dinners.\u00a0 We had Marie Calendars beef and broccoli which was pretty good, except next time, I will add some additional beef to the meal.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_55202\" style=\"width: 610px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2021\/07\/tv-dinner.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-55202\" class=\"size-full wp-image-55202\" src=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2021\/07\/tv-dinner.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2021\/07\/tv-dinner.jpg 600w, http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2021\/07\/tv-dinner-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2021\/07\/tv-dinner-450x450.jpg 450w, http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2021\/07\/tv-dinner-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-55202\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">It was not as good as the picture made it look!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Mary started in her office at 6:30 PM, and I laid down on the couch and watched a movie.\u00a0 She declared victory at 11:00 PM. We decided the hot tub was necessary, so we went in about midnight and got out about 1:00 AM.\u00a0 \u00a0It worked; I slept like a baby until almost 7:00 AM.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_55200\" style=\"width: 460px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2021\/07\/dubdub.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-55200\" class=\" wp-image-55200\" src=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2021\/07\/dubdub.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2021\/07\/dubdub.jpg 600w, http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2021\/07\/dubdub-300x240.jpg 300w, http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2021\/07\/dubdub-450x360.jpg 450w, http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2021\/07\/dubdub-150x120.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-55200\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">We were perfect!<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just won $1,000,000 from the lottery, and I&#8217;m donating a quarter to charity!\u00a0 Not sure what I&#8217;m going to do with the left over $999,999.75 though. 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