{"id":40284,"date":"2019-09-02T12:04:50","date_gmt":"2019-09-02T19:04:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/?p=40284"},"modified":"2019-09-03T18:47:37","modified_gmt":"2019-09-04T01:47:37","slug":"hell-of-a-way-to-start-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/?p=40284","title":{"rendered":"Hell Of A Way To Start The Day!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>&#8220;If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end&#8230; it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.&#8221; ~ Doug Larson<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We had our champagne and then it was obvious to me&#8230;I needed to go shopping at Lowe&#8217;s.  Off I go&#8230;then we had the &#8220;GREAT MOOKIE ADVENTURE&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What is a &#8220;Mookie Adventure&#8221; you ask?  Well it is when a LFBP (Little Fast Black Puppy) gets loose and runs around the streets.  So, how did it sart?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Minding my own business, I noticed a black streak dash across of the street in from of me&#8230; ten second last a 40-some guys took off across the street and ten second later his bride began the chase.  This dog was FAST&#8230;they got within ten feet and off he went again!  IDEA!  I stopped, invited the wife to ride with me and we got ahead of the LFBP.  Mom in front, Dad in back, me providing taxi service.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The littler bugger escaped again so this time I pocked upo the Dad and got him out in front.  The idea worked&#8230;Mookie cold not figure out how Mom and Dad was surrounding him&#8230;and they were NOT out of breath!  Mom finally trapped him and up in her arms he went.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I took the LFBP, and his Mommy and Daddy back to their house.  Success.  Project Mookie was a success!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"450\" height=\"312\" src=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2019\/09\/black-dog-450x312.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-40285\" srcset=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2019\/09\/black-dog-450x312.png 450w, http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2019\/09\/black-dog-150x104.png 150w, http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2019\/09\/black-dog-300x208.png 300w, http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2019\/09\/black-dog.png 491w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><figcaption>As fast as the wind!<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>My journey can now continue so Lowe&#8217;s here I come.  I was looking for a few things I needed in the shop and success was mine.  Returning home, we had breakfast\/brunch and then it was time for the garden.  I removed another six tomato plants and have only three remaining from this years garden.   More munch is needed so I have to find someone with a pickup to get me five bales of straw. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"598\" src=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2019\/09\/cow.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-40291\" srcset=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2019\/09\/cow.jpg 900w, http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2019\/09\/cow-150x100.jpg 150w, http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2019\/09\/cow-300x199.jpg 300w, http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2019\/09\/cow-768x510.jpg 768w, http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2019\/09\/cow-450x299.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><figcaption>Could not resist!!<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>we watched TV, did the tookies, and crashed!  Tomorrow may be a busy day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end&#8230; it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.&#8221; ~ Doug Larson We had our champagne and then it was obvious to me&#8230;I needed to go shopping at Lowe&#8217;s. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/?p=40284\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=40284"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40284\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40293,"href":"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40284\/revisions\/40293"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=40284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=40284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=40284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}