{"id":32528,"date":"2018-10-04T10:30:28","date_gmt":"2018-10-04T17:30:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/?p=32528"},"modified":"2018-10-04T22:59:35","modified_gmt":"2018-10-05T05:59:35","slug":"holy-mackrel-we-have-30-doctors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/?p=32528","title":{"rendered":"Holy Mackrel* We Have 30 Doctors!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Doctor&#8217;s office: All our records are electronic now just fill out these 12 forms!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><span style=\"color: #800000;\">* One thing most experts agree on is that the phrase is a euphemism for Holy Mary. Blurting \u201cHoly Mackerel\u201d instead of taking the Madonna&#8217;s name in vain is along the same line as saying \u201cDarn it all,\u201d \u201cOh, fudge,\u201d or my mom&#8217;s personal favorite, \u201cGod\u2026 Bless America.\u201d&nbsp; George Stevens, the Kingfish, used this term all the time!<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n<p>So, we have a new doctor to go see and I, of course, added him to our phone book (electronic, that is) and whoa&#8230;we have 30 different doctors we see.\u00a0 Thank goodness they are not all seen at the same time or we would be in the poor house!\u00a0 When I grew up, we have one doctor and all the magic came from his little back bag!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"646\" src=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2018\/10\/doctor-painting-door.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-32529\" srcset=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2018\/10\/doctor-painting-door.jpg 700w, http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2018\/10\/doctor-painting-door-150x138.jpg 150w, http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2018\/10\/doctor-painting-door-300x277.jpg 300w, http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2018\/10\/doctor-painting-door-450x415.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I headed to the market to get the goodies I ned to feed us for the next few days&#8230;$86 dollars and three bags later I am ready to cook&#8230;err, warm&#8230; err, reheat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The cold I got from the hospital has finally kicked in and I thought I could ignore it.\u00a0 But, at the ripe ol&#8217; age approximating 75, my &#8220;wiseness&#8221; took over and I went to the doctor.\u00a0 After an exam, listening to my chest, and a couple of x-rays I walked out with two prescriptions and instructions to rest!\u00a0 I tried to get the doctor to recommend Sue feed me Bon-Bon&#8217;s while I lounge on the sofa but alas, he would not go that far!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It took three hours to see the doctor and get the prescriptions!\u00a0 Waste of time BUt on the bright side, pneumonia was probably averted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Traffic was terrible as I was out and about at 5:00 PM.<\/p>\n\n\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Random Memory:&nbsp; We had traffic on occasion even back in the 1850&#8217;s This picture is from La Cienaga and Venice Blvd, right where I gre up, taken in 1952.&nbsp; Dig the cars!<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter is-resized\"><a href=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2018\/10\/traffic-jam.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2018\/10\/traffic-jam.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-32533\" width=\"450\" height=\"342\" srcset=\"http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2018\/10\/traffic-jam.jpg 900w, http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2018\/10\/traffic-jam-150x114.jpg 150w, http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2018\/10\/traffic-jam-300x228.jpg 300w, http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2018\/10\/traffic-jam-768x584.jpg 768w, http:\/\/lilesnet.com\/dailydiary\/wp-content\/dailydiary\/uploads\/2018\/10\/traffic-jam-450x342.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>Checkout the traffic signal in the middle of the street!<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Returning home, Sue got to take her shower&#8230;first one since Monday morning at 4:00 AM. She was a happy camper!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We turned to the trusty ol&#8217; TV where I called up &#8220;CBS All Access&#8221;\u00a0 and we watched Tuesday night&#8217;s NCIS without commercials!\u00a0 It&#8217;s worth the $5.00\/month charge!\u00a0 We crashed about 11:30 PM.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I stayed up another 30 minutes to catch an episode of Amos &amp; Andy! 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