Daily Archives: January 6, 2010

Times Are Tough All Over

News from the BBC. Suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda management have so … Continue reading

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The Economy Thanks To Obama

The economy is so bad that: I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked,  “Can you afford fries with that?” CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. … Continue reading

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God Bless The Marines

The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps! – … Continue reading

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